Thursday, June 09, 2005

Wincing levels at maximum!

The wincing levels at the new Space Wars adventure (which has entirely too few wookies in it) are pretty high: about 20 minutes into the block buster, Darth Anakin of the Frankensteinian performances chops the hands off of Count Fuckyoo (Christopher Lee, poor guy) with his light saber. And what is his next line to the gratefully over-the-top Chancellor Palpatate/Count Serious? "It is against the Jedi code to kill an unarmed man!"

Wait three beats.

Rim shot.

¶ 6:55 AM

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