Sunday, February 12, 2006
How rock bands break up
I came into the Creative Arts Emporium & Sunny Lounging Room this afternoon and discovered that there has been dissention between Wook and a member of the Family Stone. Barely a week after the band formed, Billy Sandcreature took it upon himself to set Wook straight on a few points with a stolen Wookie fire staff. Wook put up a good fight, but as you can see, suffered injuries that rendered him unconcious. Fortunately for Signifying nothing fans, both have suffered no lasting ill-effects.
Wook has been quoted as saying about the incident "Wah wah wahhhhhhhh!" while Billy Sandcreature retorted "Arrr arrr arrrrrrrrrrrr!" There has been no word on the status of the rest of the Family Stone.
¶ 2:06 PM
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Comments:
I keep meaning to introduce Wookie to my Sasquatch. He's in my office; I'll bring him by the writing center.
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posted by middlebrow :
11:11 PM
-Oh yeah!-
Listen, this is not to be borne. Hire a facilitator/therapist pronto, like they did for Metallica.
[btw, my mixed-up word is "qeeuah"
--something a Jawa might say, perhaps?]
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posted by Lisa B. :
10:21 AM
-Oh yeah!-
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