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Friday, November 23, 2007

Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse

And why wasn't I informed of this contest: Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse?

Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine:
Carrots suspended,
You jiggle green and orange
Mighty lime Jell-0!
Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o""
AS virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o."
(My apologies to Mr. Donne.)

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Cranberry red nuts
Chopped and diced with marshmellows
Sitting by turkey
# posted by Cordelia : 10:04 AM  


-Oh yeah!-

Nice one, cordelia. They make cranberry Jell-o?
# posted by theorris : 8:22 PM  


-Oh yeah!-

I've never made it myself but have had it forced upon me. I think they use cherry jello and put cranberries, nuts and marshmellows in it. Then coat it with a layer of cool whip.

I prefer my homemade relish with fresh cranberries, ginger, walnuts and apples. Yum!
# posted by Cordelia : 8:43 AM  


-Oh yeah!-

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