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Thursday,January 31,2002

Ciao, bella.

It is insane how your mind is so fixed on a girl.

Study it.
posted at 01:26:17 AM by Clint

Wednesday,January 30,2002

When I get around to it, I'm going to put up all the old stuff that was on the @home site. Ah, nostalgia.
posted at 08:20:22 PM by Clint

Spontaneous dates are great. This one came out of left field. Maybe my moodiness will retreat. Although it is pretty damn cold outside, it still should be fun.
posted at 07:19:19 PM by Clint

Ok I was digging around tucows and found this:

Freak. At first I thought it was me back in the goatee days, but I've never had glasses like that. My sneaking suspicion that I am a twin may be true.


posted at 07:17:55 PM by Clint

Finished at least a pot of coffee today. Damn, I'm back to my old ways. There was a bit of buzz to it, I will admit, but now I have rot gut.

Still thinking of Olympic [tm] wastes of time [tm]. A journal sounds too cliche, but I suppose I could be a smart ass in it. Ignoring the whole thing is more my style, I guess.

The Olympic drunks album still sounds pretty appealing.


posted at 07:17:47 PM by Clint

Tuesday,January 29,2002


posted at 07:37:38 PM by Clint

Sunday,January 27,2002

Strange work ideas have been haunting me lately. I find myself day dreaming about owning an record store, publishing an underground zine, or just totally slacking out and go back to school.
posted at 03:46:22 PM by Clint

Saturday,January 26,2002

hi ho. hi ho.

OK I will stop whining.
posted at 03:44:57 PM by Clint

Friday,January 25,2002

looky, I won an award.

awarded to
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in the category of
Best Looking Weblogger


posted at 11:37:14 PM by Clint


posted at 03:43:16 PM by Clint

I seem to have solved the bizzaro upside down cam thing with the new cam. Now I just need a proper hub.

posted at 11:02:21 PM by Clint

I was rather pissed the other day when I saw Olympic banners running up B Street--not too far from my house. My first reaction was "not in my hood." In talking with a few folks today, however, I think I've begun to realize the scope of the crap that is going to descend on happy town in a couple of weeks. We're pretty much going to be sealed into our neighborhood because one of the main roads to the University where the athletes will be housed boarders our southern edge, the city itself the west, and the university the east. Gee Dubya will undoubtedly be staying at the Governor's Mansion which is just down the street from me. Secret service will probably make it up even this far. TRAPPED. Maybe I should head off to the desert, but something in me wants to witness the insanity, I guess.

I'm trying to think of something I could do with the cameras for the Olympic Winter Games[TM]. A friend who is a bona fide photographer has a great plan: he is going to tape unexposed negatives down to sidewalks near various venues and then develop the results after people have trod all over it. He has a few prints of other times he has done this. All about capturing time, he says.

I had the idea of passing out cameras to various people I meet, not expensive digital ones, mind you, but just those throw away kind. I would probably never see them again, and I don't have that kind of cash anyway. I will probably end up just taking pictures of drunks baffled by Utah. Now that's an exhibit.

Well, workshop tomorrow. Yum. Think I would rather have battery acid poured on my face.

Oh yes. A good joke came up today. A survey I was filling out asked if I was multilingual. It took me about two beats to think "No, but I'm cunnilingual."

Bah duh dum.


posted at 03:43:09 PM by Clint

Thursday,January 24,2002

There is a reason wines are on sale at the liquor store. Its nose would kill cockroaches. It burns. No tannins, but a vague sense of kerosine permeates. It all just makes me wonder what the Blossom Hill people did to those poor Cabernet Sauvingnon grapes. It does have quite a kick, though.


posted at 11:19:44 PM by Clint

Tuesday,January 22,2002

Well it is my birthday. That's pretty much been the obsession of the whole weekend.. MLK and I rock. Otherwise I did collect some quirky gifts. Austin Powers video, yeah baby, Winnie the Poo, sorry that's not my bag bay, candy which people like a whole lot, Indian food from the anti-mamalians, WWJD bandaids, a scary singing hamster that should be, by all rights, joe cartoon's, and a great everlasting engraved pen.

What a mix. Hair. NIN. Roger Whitaker. hmm.


posted at 10:41:15 PM by Clint

Saturday,January 19,2002

In an effort to not clean my house, I took some online tests. This one caught me right on:

Clint, you're a Thoroughbred!

Is pickiness next to godliness? This motto might actually work for you. Perhaps it explains why you have a long line of hopefuls trying to capture your heart. Your inclination to hold out for nothing but the best has served you well so far.
posted at 10:09:53 PM by Clint

In an effort to not clean my house, I took some online tests. This one cold rocked it:

Clint, your inner rock star is Beck!

Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view. Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.
posted at 09:58:22 PM by Clint

In an attempt to not clean my house, I've been taking various tests on line. This one is more like it (even thought it is about the worst written piece of tripe I've read in a long time):

Clint, your match is Cameron Diaz!

There's just something about Cameron Diaz, isn't there? You sure think so, which is why this Charlie's Angel is your celebrity dream girl. The easy-going California native is prettier than any girl next door and still twice as nice. Her unpretentious, up-for-anything attitude has appealed to you ever since she chewed up the scenery with Jim Carrey in The Mask. She may be a former international supermodel, but you can just tell she'd be up for a beer and a burger — and she might even watch the game with you, too. What more could a guy want? Since you've always been a sucker for the spontaneous, easy-going "guy's girl," Cameron's fresh-faced looks, winning smile, and non-stop legs will make you feel like you've finally found "the one."
posted at 09:50:36 PM by Clint

In a concerted effort to not clean my house for the party tomorrow, I took some online test. This one doesn't even come close to me:

Clint, you're an Observer!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types — your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are an Observer which means you are a Discreet / Golden. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Discreet" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics.

You like television. At parties, you lounge around on couches and watch other people flirt and act stupid. But at the same time, you're happy enough to go along with the group. You don't like drawing attention to yourself — red platform shoes or flamboyant, sequined outfits are out of the question. A perfect evening for you means a cozy chat with a good friend and a pint of Haagen-Dazs.
posted at 09:40:51 PM by Clint

Thursday,January 17,2002

A day spent explaining and re-explaining. Yes I do know what I'm doing. No that was not my idea. Funny it all seemed to be such a funny let down after dreams of being out of work and happy. Ah well. Time to clean house. Misplaced my Dolphins hat. Guess that was Epimethean.

Jazz squeaked out a loss. I know how Stockton feels.

Neighbor Jeff is showing tomorrow. Gallery stroll-city. Helped him and the oh so interesting Lucy louse up 2 paintings.

Felt generous. Gave 50 cents to a limping beggar. He eyed my $1.79 in change and wanted it all. Do you feel lucky, punk? A man has to know his limitations.


posted at 10:34:11 PM by Clint

Monday,January 14,2002

Honoring my pioneer heritage.

5 of them. Gave one away to my neighbor. Supposedly that was common practice.
posted at 06:24:51 PM by Clint

Sunday,January 13,2002

This guyused to own my house when he was first governor of Utah. He wasn't a known plyg, so I haven't found any secret passages or anything in the place.
posted at 02:45:43 PM by Clint

Janitors have it out for my office cam. They also hate the couch cam.


posted at 12:30:24 PM by Clint

Saturday,January 12,2002

Looky what happened here last night:

(Warning: the picture is in its native format and is huge.)

Up until the cobalt hour.
posted at 02:51:11 PM by Clint

Wednesday,January 09,2002

Watch me at work. Tell me to clean my office.
posted at 06:33:40 PM by Clint

Sunday,January 06,2002

I can feel the insanity of a new term already. Oish.
posted at 10:50:53 PM by Clint

Sea Monkey update: thriving. The three white blurs pictured below are Fido 1, Fido 36, and Jennifer.


posted at 05:39:09 PM by Clint

Decided to streamline the events section, using a spiffy program called Blog: Weblog Builder written by Fahim Farook from here. Nice little program and saved me from wasting my time writing some kudgey script.


posted at 05:12:19 PM by Clint

Saturday,January 05,2002

Derek M's B-day. D & Mariah announced their engagement. Awww.

New Years resolutions revoked. Tall girls with lip rings rock.


posted at 03:51:54 PM by Clint

Thursday,January 03,2002

GRRRRRR

Relieved undo tension from incompetence by working all night. The list is growing shorter.

Tomorrow: Jeff of the no-heat and blown circuit breakers is playing with Liza at Mo's. He was a bit nervous after he got back from rehearsal, but it should be a good show.


posted at 03:50:52 PM by Clint

Tuesday,January 01,2002

bless you, my beer

A couple of things I learned: bars should not be allowed to have comfy chairs for unwitting patrons to fall asleep in; avoid tall girls with lip rings; never get the bright idea of inviting everyone you know and then having them invite eveyone they know on New Years; don't shout obscenities at the Governor's mansion and expect to live it down; eat the Athenian at The Other Place; don't let party-goers fiddle with your neighbor's circuit breakers; don't build a snow fort anywhere near yellow snow; and don't rush into someone's bedroom at 3 am shouting that the neighbor's power is out and there are going to be 6 people sleeping on your floor!

Happy New Year.


posted at 03:50:23 PM by Clint

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