Friday, November 23, 2007

Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse

And why wasn't I informed of this contest: Salt Lake Tribune - A supple muse?

Ah well, we shall have our own contest. Please enter your Jell-o brand gelatin-inspired haiku in the comments. Here be mine:

Carrots suspended,
You jiggle green and orange
Mighty lime Jell-0!

Next poetic project: "A Valediction Forbidding Jell-o""

AS virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"Now his breath goes," and some say, "Jell-o."

(My apologies to Mr. Donne.)

Labels: contest, haiku, joke, poetry

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"It is a tale/Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury...." (Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3, 26-27)

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